What movies have not aged well?
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-All the bad guys are black.
-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
A View to a Kill
How can someone in your family purposely try to destroy your reputation?
-Bond slapping Tracy.
Diamonds Are Forever
-”She is very sexyful!”
What’s the saddest thing you’ve seen at your job?
Goldfinger
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
Why are American women so ugly nowadays?
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
Why is my elder sister so mean?
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
What does it mean to you to live a life that reflects biblical values?
-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
Octopussy
From Russia With Love
Who was the guy that had sex with the AIDS monkey?
The Living Daylights & Rambo III
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
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On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
Live and Let Die
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
-”Ah so!”
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
The Man with the Golden Gun
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-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
Moonraker
If you were a writer for HBO, how would you rewrite the final season of Game of Thrones?
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
-J W Pepper
-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
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-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
Dr No
You Only Live Twice